I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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