I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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