Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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