How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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