garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
this hospital has no fireball
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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