We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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