Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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