Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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