A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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