Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Buhtt sex?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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