don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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