I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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