how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I love you. Go after that dick
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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