You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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