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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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