I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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