sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You left your phone here
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