That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Randomize
