chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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