How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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