You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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