do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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