Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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