Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just forgot I was standing up.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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