He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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