ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
