what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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