It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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