how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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