He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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