I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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