so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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