so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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