If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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