My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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