Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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