You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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