Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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