you're like a bully in the Christmas story
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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