I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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