the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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