When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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