You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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