Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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