So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I cockslap morals
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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