They should really pass out barf bags in church
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
