question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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