ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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