it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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