a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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