You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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