But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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