I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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