how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
This is the high leading the old right now
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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