It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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