people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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