Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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